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Happy BA-followers
Why do thousands of tourists swear Uncle BA isn’t just the most epic guide in Cyprus — but the most unforgettable one they’ve ever had, period?
Feel the island’s heartbeat with a guide who lives these stories — not some script-reading robot!
Uncle BA: Cyprus’ Only Stand-Up Comedian Tour Guide!
Why do thousands of tourists swear Uncle BA isn’t just the most epic guide in Cyprus — but the most unforgettable one they’ve ever had, period?
Feel the island’s heartbeat with a guide who lives these stories — not some script-reading robot!
Uncle BA: Cyprus’ Only Stand-Up Comedian Tour Guide!
"BAAAAA❤️👏👏 Everything was amazing! Found the tour by pure luck, and not a single regret. Mind-blowing stories, insane views, and the best gang ever 😃 Even our little daughter loved it 👍🏻👍🏻 Now, when we think of Cyprus, Uncle BA is the first thing that comes to mind ❤️"
- ...review from
- dyadya_ba
3
Epic Adventures Across Cyprus
Duration:
7-8 Hours Each
Location:
The Whole Island
"BAAAAA❤️👏👏 Everything was amazing! Found the tour by pure luck, and not a single regret. Mind-blowing stories, insane views, and the best gang ever 😃 Even our little daughter loved it 👍🏻👍🏻 Now, when we think of Cyprus, Uncle BA is the first thing that comes to mind ❤️"
- ...review from
- dyadya_ba
3
Epic Adventures Across Cyprus
Duration:
7-8 Hours Each
Location:
The Whole Island
LEARN MORE
LEARN MORE
If you’re the type
who could afford any ‘VIP experience’ but knows real emotions and personal connection aren’t sold at a ticket booth…
…then trust us: This will be the only adventure you’ll still be bragging about years later.
If you hate feeling like a walking wallet on prepackaged tours with forced ‘shopping stops’…
Welcome to Uncle BA’s ride!
Here, only one thing matters: living it up and having the best tour in your life while experiencing Cyprus the way Uncle BA does — every. day.
9000+
Happy Travelers in 13 Years
TURN ON THE SOUND
and watch the video to feel the vibe of our adventures…
(Video length: 2 minutes 40 seconds)
9000+
Happy Travelers in 13 Years
TURN ON THE SOUND
and watch the video to feel the vibe of our adventures…
(Video length: 2 minutes 40 seconds)
What You’ll Get:
✅ The real Cyprus — no Wikipedia dates or robotic guides reciting scripts with zero passion or personality.
✅ Genuine connections, zero BS — just fellow adventure-seekers. No bus numbers, no fake “Yes, sir/madam.”
✅ Freedom to explore your way — no stress, no rigid schedules, and definitely no forced souvenir stops.
✅ Unforgettable stories you’ll retell for years — not a “tour,” but a lived experience.
IMPORTANT!
With Uncle BA, you’re NOT paying for “transport” or a monologue — you’re buying access to places, stories, and people most tourists NEVER see or experience.
So please, DON’T book if:
❌ You just want to “check off” sights, take a few selfies, and blend into a crowd of 40 — there are cheaper options for that.
❌ You expect a “textbook” guide droning, “Look left, look right, move along” — we don’t do that here.
❌ You prefer “polished” tourism and artificial VIP treatment over raw fun, real laughs, and human connection — our adventures aren’t for you.
Special Offer This Season Only:
Book an adventure now, and everyone in your group gets a gift!
Adults can choose one of 3 legendary Cypriot products:
1. A silver ‘Pomegranate’ necklace – symbol of Aphrodite and fertility.
2. A bottle of natural Cypriot Blue Wine.
3. A bottle of Commandaria – Cyprus’ traditional dessert wine.
And for the kids? A special surprise! 😉”
Special Offer This Season Only:
Book an adventure now, and everyone in your group gets a gift!
Adults can choose one of 3 legendary Cypriot products:
1. A silver ‘Pomegranate’ necklace – symbol of Aphrodite and fertility.
2. A bottle of natural Cypriot Blue Wine.
3. A bottle of Commandaria – Cyprus’ traditional dessert wine.
And for the kids? A special surprise! 😉”
Therapy in Troodos: 3 Steps to Pure Bliss
You Won’t Believe It’s the Same Island!
1. Larnaca – A Pink Beginning
We’ll start the day with pink—and no, we don’t mean the sunset! We’re heading to Aliki, Cyprus’ largest salt lake, where flamingos get their iconic hue from the brine shrimp they feed on. Nearby stands Hala Sultan Tekke, the 4th holiest site in Islam.
2. Lefkara – The Village of Lace & Silver
Lefkara is living history. Discover how legendary Cypriot lace is woven and decode the symbolism of local silverwork. One of the island’s most beautiful streets leads to the Church of the Holy Cross, home to a fragment of Christ’s crucifixion cross.
3. White Cliffs & Black Sand + Dragon Fruit Farm
Nature is an artist, and the White Cliffs are her masterpiece. This is Cyprus’ most photogenic spot, where volcanic black sand clashes with stark white rock. On the way back, we’ll visit a dragon fruit farm—its exotic taste will surprise you!
4. Limassol – A Luxurious City with a Soul
Limassol is where wealth is visible—but we’re skipping the shopping. Instead, we’ll dive into its most authentic corners, where money doesn’t matter, and you’ll forget you’re a “tourist.”
5. Troodos Mountains – A Family Winery & the World’s 5th Best Blue Wine
Here, alcohol is both science and art. Meet a family of winemakers and sommeliers crafting unique spirits, including the world’s 5th-ranked natural blue wine. Enjoy free tastings of their wines, Commandaria, zivania, and regional liqueurs.
5.2. Troodos Mountains – A 40-Year-Old Village Tavern
Home-cooked flavors you won’t find anywhere else—dishes made from mountain-grown ingredients, served in a tavern that feels like a time capsule.
5.3. Milomeri Waterfall – An Icy RESET
Nature is the ultimate spa. After a day of coastal heat, salt lakes, Lefkara’s charm, and wine tastings, cap it off with a plunge under the waterfall’s icy cascade. Indescribable—you have to feel it!
6. A Village Market – Cyprus’ True Flavors
We’ll end the day with real Cypriot aromas. Browse a market selling local honey, fresh halloumi, olive oil, and rare fruits—perfect for a snack on the road!
✅ This isn’t a standard tour—it’s a journey that’ll teach you more about Cyprus than any textbook.
*Lunch not included. We’re not a tour operator serving generic meals—everyone picks what (and how much) they want to try from authentic Cypriot cuisine.
Bonuses & Gifts:
- BONUS #1: Free tasting of all unique regional spirits (wine, Commandaria, zivania, liqueur).
- BONUS #2: A gift of your choice from our special offer + a surprise for kids.
- BONUS #3: A video clip from your tour + a Polaroid photo keepsake.
Adventure – Best Seller
€89
€79
/ per person
- Children (up to 12 y.o. incl.): €50
- Infants (up to 2 y.o. incl.): FREE
- Duration: 7-8 hours
*Price increases soon
"I’ll book later or when I arrive…"
Only 6 spots per day, and 80% book weeks ahead. Don’t wait — secure your ideal date!
Karpas & Famagusta: Wild Beauty and the Pain of the Past
Where religions and empires collided—and Uncle BA will show you what they left behind.
1. The Village Bakery
Your first stop? A humble bakery hiding a world-class secret. Here, you’ll taste bread unlike anywhere else—warm, crusty, and stuffed with halloumi, olives, and spices, made from a centuries-old Cypriot sourdough recipe. Resistance is futile.
2.1. “Safari” with Wild Donkeys
Meet the island’s unofficial “traffic controllers”—hungry wild donkeys who block roads until bribed with carrots. They’re shameless (and may climb into your car window!). Don’t worry—we’ll come armed with 2-3 kg of carrots.
2.2. Apostolos Andreas Monastery
The only active monastery in Northern Cyprus, left untouched by Muslims as a symbol of respect. Light a candle, drink holy spring water, and feel the rare harmony between faiths.
3. Turtle Beach – Nature Untamed
A 4 km stretch of protected paradise. If you’re lucky, spot giant sea turtles nesting. If not, just swim in crystal waters. Uncle BA approves of salty, sandy tourists in his car!
4.1. Varosha – The Ghost Town
Once the “Monaco of the East,” now a monument to human folly. A luxury resort abandoned overnight 50 years ago, frozen in time with crumbling hotels and silent streets.
4.2. Famagusta – The Cursed Jewel
End in a medieval fortress-city. Walk 17-meter-thick Venetian walls, see a cathedral-turned-mosque, and stand where Othello’s tower looms. History here isn’t read—it’s felt.
✅ You’ll return changed: understanding how sacred places survive division, how nature outlasts war, and why some cities are doomed to be cautionary tales.
*Lunch not included. We’re not a tour operator serving generic meals—everyone picks what (and how much) they want to try from authentic Cypriot cuisine.
Bonuses & Gifts:
- BONUS #1: Legendary bread from the village bakery.
- BONUS #2: A gift of your choice from our special offer + a surprise for kids.
- BONUS #3: A video clip from your tour + a Polaroid photo keepsake.
€129
€119
/ per person
- Children (up to 12 y.o. incl.): €60
- Infants (up to 2 y.o. incl.): FREE
- Duration: 7-8 hours
*Price increases soon
"I want to compare options…"
Go ahead! But you won’t find a guide who makes Cyprus feel this alive. It’s like adventuring with childhood friends.
Nicosia & Kyrenia: From Slums to a Castle in the Clouds
A one-day journey through Northern Cyprus’ stark contrasts.
1.1. The “Green Line” – Europe’s Strangest Wall
Start in divided Nicosia, where chickens cross borders more freely than people. On one side: EU gloss. On the other: time-capsule streets and the island’s poorest quarters.
1.2. Büyük Han & “St. Sophia” – Phoenix Buildings
Sip coffee in a 500-year-old caravanserai that’s hosted Venetian traders, Ottoman pashas, and British spies. Then, visit a Gothic cathedral turned grand mosque.
2. St. Hilarion Castle – A Fairy Tale in the Sky
Climb Byzantine steps carved for warriors (not tourists!). The 360° view is worth the sweat—you’ll see Kyrenia’s harbor, so beautiful it’s hard to believe it’s seen bloodshed.
3.1. Kyrenia – The Prettiest Port
Stroll a postcard-perfect harbor where fishing boats dock beside yachts. Lunch with a view? Uncle BA knows the spot.
3.2. Kyrenia Fortress
This fortress held Cyprus’ keys for centuries. Inside: the world’s oldest shipwreck (4th century BC).
4. Bellapais Abbey
End at this medieval masterpiece. Gothic arches, jasmine-scented courtyards, and light dancing on ancient stones—history here isn’t told; it’s breathed.
✅ You’ll leave with more than photos—a new lens on Cyprus. Where contrasts are the story, and real borders aren’t walls… but prejudices.
*Lunch not included. We’re not a tour operator serving generic meals—everyone picks what (and how much) they want to try from authentic Cypriot cuisine.
Bonuses & Gifts:
- BONUS #1: Entrance fees to all sites included.
- BONUS #2: A gift of your choice from our special offer + a surprise for kids.
- BONUS #3: A video clip from your tour + a Polaroid photo keepsake.
€99
€89
/ per person
- Children (up to 12 y.o. incl.): €60
- Infants (up to 2 y.o. incl.): FREE
- Duration: 7-8 hours
*Price increases soon
"I can’t decide which tour to pick!"
No wrong choice — every route’s a banger! Need help? Share your details — Uncle BA will recommend the best fit. Free advice!
The only guide you’ll rave about years later — guaranteed!
30% of our tourists come via friend referrals.
Who the Heck is Uncle BA?
Hey, I’m Jordan from Bulgaria. Professional storyteller and ‘emotion salesman.
How it works?
I share stories so you truly disconnect and live in the moment. This isn’t a tour—it’s a day that sticks to your soul.
Why do I do this?
Cyprus saved me. 13 years ago, I lost everything in Bulgaria and washed up in Larnaca with €10. Slept under stars, ate what nature offered. Then Cyprus — its Greek and Turkish souls — showed me real living. Now I pay it forward: through laughter, wild moments, and stories from those who know this island.
Because here, the magic isn’t the views—it’s the people who shaped them.”
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Adventures Across Cyprus
With Uncle BA—It’s Always VundaBA!
Vilnius, Lithuania
Guide, companion, friend in Cyprus – only Uncle BA! He seems to know everything, from dry historical facts to every person you might need on this island. Our time with him was fascinating, engaging, and incredibly fun. Be warned—he can make almost any wish come true! We didn’t just see Cyprus through the eyes of locals—we gained a friend! BA showed us places hidden from the tourist crowds, and for lunch, we enjoyed unbelievably delicious local cuisine at a family-run mountain tavern. It seems he knows everyone on this island, and everyone knows him! A true symbol of Cyprus—Uncle BA!
Oslo, Norway
This was our third visit to Cyprus, but the first time we decided to explore the northern (Turkish) part of the island. And let me tell you—we’ve never been on such an entertaining, fun, and enlightening tour in our lives. No robotic ‘look left, look right, move along’ here. Jordan (BA) is unbelievably funny, energetic, incredibly smart, knowledgeable, and ridiculously charismatic. You’ll never uncover these fascinating details just by browsing the internet! And if you luck out with a fun group, an unforgettable and eye-opening day in Cyprus is guaranteed. Plus, the amazing seaside lunch with huge portions will stay with you forever. Truly an unforgettable adventure! 'Wandaba'!🔥❤️ And a huge thanks for the video BA made for us at the end of the trip!
Ukraine
Good evening! We went on a Northern Cyprus tour with the most incredible, extraordinary guide—Uncle BA! The tour was super interesting, the group was great, and BA’s storytelling was captivating. He takes you to unusual spots, improvises, and makes sure you have an absolute blast. Time flew by without us even noticing. Highly recommend Uncle BA! At the end, he gifted everyone a video clip of the tour and a fantastic original song he wrote and performed himself. So cool! Thank you! 💛💙
Germany
Amazing tours. We took two—one in Southern Cyprus, the other in the north. Both were fantastic. Uncle BA never stops talking—history, anecdotes, legends, and just fun banter, but always engaging. A quirky guy, but a true pro. Don’t want to repeat what others have said—just book him. You won’t regret it. Hidden corners tourists never see, tons of cool photos. He even set up a WhatsApp group for us to share pics and made a great video. BA’s a nickname—his real name’s Jordan, he’s Bulgarian but a full-blooded Cypriot now. Why ‘BA’? He’ll tell you himself.
Orsha, Belarus
We went on a Northern Cyprus tour with Uncle BA, and it was sooo cool—informative but never boring like those canned tour-operator guides. Best part? BA’s the only one who takes tourists to Turtle Beach (a wild, stunningly beautiful spot). You won’t regret it! So much fun, and BA’s got this special charisma. Speaks great Russian too. Uncle BA, thanks for the tour—hope you get tons more tourists!!
Baltimore, США
Recently we visited Cyprus with cruise ship and it was a challenge for us to find a good, well speaking, not boring tour guide to show us around the island. And we elected Dyadya Ba. We thought we found a tour guide - not really. We got a friend !!! He not just show us around and tells us stories, but he share his spirit and his soul with us, so in shortly we felt like we are visiting a very good friend. In very short time he was able to show us so much, including local cuisine, vinery, interesting sites and the most - we all had a blast just to be accompanied by Ba. Guys, if you want to have fun, good memories and new friend - go with dyadya Ba!!! Thank you dyadya Ba. We love you !!!! Lily and Val
Oleg
Chișinău, Moldova
This was our first time in Cyprus, and we wanted to see a bit of everything! 🙂 So glad I chose Uncle BA as our guide. Fascinating conversations, tons of facts (official and not-so-official) about life in Cyprus and its history. Super reliable—no delays or hiccups. If you want to discover Cyprus in a warm, laid-back atmosphere, go with Uncle BA. You won’t regret it!
Київ, Україна
Наші враження від екскурсій із Ба залишаються виключно позитивними! Він ніби найкращий друг, який знає кожен куточок Кіпру, і готовий відкрити для вас всю його красу. Ба має глибокі знання про найбільш значущі місця острова, як справжній місцевий житель. Його доброзичливість та розуміння роблять кожну екскурсію незабутньою. Ми вже брали участь у двох турах та з нетерпінням чекаємо наступних!
Limassol, Cyprus
The tour’s over, but I’m still buzzing from our guide BA’s wit, deep love for the island’s history, humor, and genuine care 🤙. The whole day flew by in pure joy and great vibes. Had an amazing time with my friends. Highly recommend! It felt like an express adventure. BA-BA-BA!
The Choice Is Yours:
Will you stay just another tourist — or return with a treasure trove of stories to impress everyone back home?
How to Book?
Fill in the fields below, and Uncle BA will get in touch!
These are our standard adventures — but we can always tweak them to your taste! Unsure? Leave your details now, decide later. Uncle BA will also help you pick or craft a personalized option. Consultation’s free!
The Choice Is Yours:
Will you stay just another tourist — or return with a treasure trove of stories to impress everyone back home?
Frequently Asked Questions
Why do thousands of tourists swear Uncle BA isn’t just the most epic guide in Cyprus — but the most unforgettable one they’ve ever had, period?
Feel the island’s heartbeat with a guide who lives these stories — not some script-reading robot!
Uncle BA: Cyprus’ Only Stand-Up Comedian Tour Guide!
"BAAAAA❤️👏👏 Everything was amazing! Found the tour by pure luck, and not a single regret. Mind-blowing stories, insane views, and the best gang ever 😃 Even our little daughter loved it 👍🏻👍🏻 Now, when we think of Cyprus, Uncle BA is the first thing that comes to mind ❤️"
- ...review from
- dyadya_ba
3
Epic Adventures Across Cyprus
Duration:
7-8 Hours Each
Location:
The Whole Island
LEARN MORE
If you’re the type who could afford any ‘VIP experience’ but knows real emotions and personal connection aren’t sold at a ticket booth…
…then trust us: This will be the only adventure you’ll still be bragging about years later.
If you hate feeling like a walking wallet on prepackaged tours with forced ‘shopping stops’…
Welcome to Uncle BA’s ride!
Here, only one thing matters: living it up and having the best tour in your life while experiencing Cyprus the way Uncle BA does — every. day.
9000+
Happy Travelers in 13 Years
TURN ON THE SOUND
and watch the video to feel the vibe of our adventures…
(Video length: 2 minutes 40 seconds)
What You’ll Get:
✅ The real Cyprus — no Wikipedia dates or robotic guides reciting scripts with zero passion or personality.
✅ Genuine connections, zero BS — just fellow adventure-seekers. No bus numbers, no fake “Yes, sir/madam.”
✅ Freedom to explore your way — no stress, no rigid schedules, and definitely no forced souvenir stops.
✅ Unforgettable stories you’ll retell for years — not a “tour,” but a lived experience.
IMPORTANT!
With Uncle BA, you’re NOT paying for “transport” or a monologue — you’re buying access to places, stories, and people most tourists NEVER see or experience.
So please, DON’T book if:
❌ You just want to “check off” sights, take a few selfies, and blend into a crowd of 40 — there are cheaper options for that.
❌ You expect a “textbook” guide droning, “Look left, look right, move along” — we don’t do that here.
❌ You prefer “polished” tourism and artificial VIP treatment over raw fun, real laughs, and human connection — our adventures aren’t for you.
Special Offer This Season Only:
Book an adventure now, and everyone in your group gets a gift!
Adults can choose one of 3 legendary Cypriot products:
1. A silver ‘Pomegranate’ necklace – symbol of Aphrodite and fertility.
2. A bottle of natural Cypriot Blue Wine.
3. A bottle of Commandaria – Cyprus’ traditional dessert wine.
And for the kids? A special surprise! 😉”
Therapy in Troodos: 3 Steps to Pure Bliss
You Won’t Believe It’s the Same Island!"
1. Larnaca – A Pink Beginning
We’ll start the day with pink—and no, we don’t mean the sunset! We’re heading to Aliki, Cyprus’ largest salt lake, where flamingos get their iconic hue from the brine shrimp they feed on. Nearby stands Hala Sultan Tekke, the 4th holiest site in Islam.
2. Lefkara – The Village of Lace & Silver
Lefkara is living history. Discover how legendary Cypriot lace is woven and decode the symbolism of local silverwork. One of the island’s most beautiful streets leads to the Church of the Holy Cross, home to a fragment of Christ’s crucifixion cross.
3. White Cliffs & Black Sand + Dragon Fruit Farm
Nature is an artist, and the White Cliffs are her masterpiece. This is Cyprus’ most photogenic spot, where volcanic black sand clashes with stark white rock. On the way back, we’ll visit a dragon fruit farm—its exotic taste will surprise you!
4. Limassol – A Luxurious City with a Soul
Limassol is where wealth is visible—but we’re skipping the shopping. Instead, we’ll dive into its most authentic corners, where money doesn’t matter, and you’ll forget you’re a “tourist.”
5. Troodos Mountains – A Family Winery & the World’s 5th Best Blue Wine
Here, alcohol is both science and art. Meet a family of winemakers and sommeliers crafting unique spirits, including the world’s 5th-ranked natural blue wine. Enjoy free tastings of their wines, Commandaria, zivania, and regional liqueurs.
5.2. Troodos Mountains – A 40-Year-Old Village Tavern
Home-cooked flavors you won’t find anywhere else—dishes made from mountain-grown ingredients, served in a tavern that feels like a time capsule.
5.3. Milomeri Waterfall – An Icy RESET
Nature is the ultimate spa. After a day of coastal heat, salt lakes, Lefkara’s charm, and wine tastings, cap it off with a plunge under the waterfall’s icy cascade. Indescribable—you have to feel it!
6. A Village Market – Cyprus’ True Flavors
We’ll end the day with real Cypriot aromas. Browse a market selling local honey, fresh halloumi, olive oil, and rare fruits—perfect for a snack on the road!
✅ This isn’t a standard tour—it’s a journey that’ll teach you more about Cyprus than any textbook.
*Lunch not included. We’re not a tour operator serving generic meals—everyone picks what (and how much) they want to try from authentic Cypriot cuisine.
€89
€79
/ per person
Adventure – Best Seller
- Children (up to 12 y.o. incl.): €50
- Infants (up to 2 y.o. incl.): FREE
Bonuses & Gifts:
- BONUS #1: Free tasting of all unique regional spirits (wine, Commandaria, zivania, liqueur).
- BONUS #2: A gift of your choice from our special offer + a surprise for kids.
- BONUS #3: A video clip from your tour + a Polaroid photo keepsake.
- Duration: 7-8 hours
*Price increases soon
"I’ll book later or when I arrive…"
Only 6 spots per day, and 80% book weeks ahead. Don’t wait — secure your ideal date!
Karpas & Famagusta: Wild Beauty and the Pain of the Past
Where religions and empires collided—and Uncle BA will show you what they left behind.
1. The Village Bakery
Your first stop? A humble bakery hiding a world-class secret. Here, you’ll taste bread unlike anywhere else—warm, crusty, and stuffed with halloumi, olives, and spices, made from a centuries-old Cypriot sourdough recipe. Resistance is futile.
2.1. “Safari” with Wild Donkeys
Meet the island’s unofficial “traffic controllers”—hungry wild donkeys who block roads until bribed with carrots. They’re shameless (and may climb into your car window!). Don’t worry—we’ll come armed with 2-3 kg of carrots.
2.2. Apostolos Andreas Monastery
The only active monastery in Northern Cyprus, left untouched by Muslims as a symbol of respect. Light a candle, drink holy spring water, and feel the rare harmony between faiths.
3. Turtle Beach – Nature Untamed
A 4 km stretch of protected paradise. If you’re lucky, spot giant sea turtles nesting. If not, just swim in crystal waters. Uncle BA approves of salty, sandy tourists in his car!
4.1. Varosha – The Ghost Town
Once the “Monaco of the East,” now a monument to human folly. A luxury resort abandoned overnight 50 years ago, frozen in time with crumbling hotels and silent streets.
4.2. Famagusta – The Cursed Jewel
End in a medieval fortress-city. Walk 17-meter-thick Venetian walls, see a cathedral-turned-mosque, and stand where Othello’s tower looms. History here isn’t read—it’s felt.
✅ You’ll return changed: understanding how sacred places survive division, how nature outlasts war, and why some cities are doomed to be cautionary tales.
*Lunch not included. We’re not a tour operator serving generic meals—everyone picks what (and how much) they want to try from authentic Cypriot cuisine.
€129
€119
/ per person
- Children (up to 12 y.o. incl.): €60
- Infants (up to 2 y.o. incl.): FREE
Bonuses & Gifts:
- BONUS #1: Legendary bread from the village bakery.
- BONUS #2: A gift of your choice from our special offer + a surprise for kids.
- BONUS #3: A video clip from your tour + a Polaroid photo keepsake.
- Duration: 7-8 hours
*Price increases soon
"I want to compare options…"
Go ahead! But you won’t find a guide who makes Cyprus feel this alive. It’s like adventuring with childhood friends.
Nicosia & Kyrenia: From Slums to a Castle in the Clouds
A one-day journey through Northern Cyprus’ stark contrasts.
1.1. The “Green Line” – Europe’s Strangest Wall
Start in divided Nicosia, where chickens cross borders more freely than people. On one side: EU gloss. On the other: time-capsule streets and the island’s poorest quarters.
1.2. Büyük Han & “St. Sophia” – Phoenix Buildings
Sip coffee in a 500-year-old caravanserai that’s hosted Venetian traders, Ottoman pashas, and British spies. Then, visit a Gothic cathedral turned grand mosque.
2. St. Hilarion Castle – A Fairy Tale in the Sky
Climb Byzantine steps carved for warriors (not tourists!). The 360° view is worth the sweat—you’ll see Kyrenia’s harbor, so beautiful it’s hard to believe it’s seen bloodshed.
3.1. Kyrenia – The Prettiest Port
Stroll a postcard-perfect harbor where fishing boats dock beside yachts. Lunch with a view? Uncle BA knows the spot.
3.2. Kyrenia Fortress
This fortress held Cyprus’ keys for centuries. Inside: the world’s oldest shipwreck (4th century BC).
4. Bellapais Abbey
End at this medieval masterpiece. Gothic arches, jasmine-scented courtyards, and light dancing on ancient stones—history here isn’t told; it’s breathed.
✅ You’ll leave with more than photos—a new lens on Cyprus. Where contrasts are the story, and real borders aren’t walls… but prejudices.
*Lunch not included. We’re not a tour operator serving generic meals—everyone picks what (and how much) they want to try from authentic Cypriot cuisine.
€99
€89
/ per person
- Children (up to 12 y.o. incl.): €60
- Infants (up to 2 y.o. incl.): FREE
Bonuses & Gifts:
- BONUS #1: Entrance fees to all sites included.
- BONUS #2: A gift of your choice from our special offer + a surprise for kids.
- BONUS #3: A video clip from your tour + a Polaroid photo keepsake.
- Duration: 7-8 hours
*Price increases soon
“I can’t decide which tour to pick!”
No wrong choice — every route’s a banger! Need help? Share your details — Uncle BA will recommend the best fit. Free advice!
Who the Heck is Uncle BA?
Hey, I’m Jordan from Bulgaria. Professional storyteller and ‘emotion salesman.
How it works?
I share stories so you truly disconnect and live in the moment. This isn’t a tour—it’s a day that sticks to your soul.
Why do I do this?
Cyprus saved me. 13 years ago, I lost everything in Bulgaria and washed up in Larnaca with €10. Slept under stars, ate what nature offered. Then Cyprus — its Greek and Turkish souls — showed me real living. Now I pay it forward: through laughter, wild moments, and stories from those who know this island.
Because here, the magic isn’t the views—it’s the people who shaped them.”
The only guide you’ll rave about years later — guaranteed!
30% of our tourists come via friend referrals.
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Happy BA-followers
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Adventures Across Cyprus
With Uncle BA—It’s Always VundaBA!
Oslo, Norway
This was our third visit to Cyprus, but the first time we decided to explore the northern (Turkish) part of the island. And let me tell you—we’ve never been on such an entertaining, fun, and enlightening tour in our lives. No robotic ‘look left, look right, move along’ here. Jordan (BA) is unbelievably funny, energetic, incredibly smart, knowledgeable, and ridiculously charismatic. You’ll never uncover these fascinating details just by browsing the internet! And if you luck out with a fun group, an unforgettable and eye-opening day in Cyprus is guaranteed. Plus, the amazing seaside lunch with huge portions will stay with you forever. Truly an unforgettable adventure! 'Wandaba'!🔥❤️ And a huge thanks for the video BA made for us at the end of the trip
Vilnius, Lithuania
Guide, companion, friend in Cyprus – only Uncle BA! He seems to know everything, from dry historical facts to every person you might need on this island. Our time with him was fascinating, engaging, and incredibly fun. Be warned—he can make almost any wish come true! We didn’t just see Cyprus through the eyes of locals—we gained a friend! BA showed us places hidden from the tourist crowds, and for lunch, we enjoyed unbelievably delicious local cuisine at a family-run mountain tavern. It seems he knows everyone on this island, and everyone knows him! A true symbol of Cyprus—Uncle BA!
Ukraine
Good evening! We went on a Northern Cyprus tour with the most incredible, extraordinary guide—Uncle BA! The tour was super interesting, the group was great, and BA’s storytelling was captivating. He takes you to unusual spots, improvises, and makes sure you have an absolute blast. Time flew by without us even noticing. Highly recommend Uncle BA! At the end, he gifted everyone a video clip of the tour and a fantastic original song he wrote and performed himself. So cool! Thank you! 💛💙
Germany
Amazing tours. We took two—one in Southern Cyprus, the other in the north. Both were fantastic. Uncle BA never stops talking—history, anecdotes, legends, and just fun banter, but always engaging. A quirky guy, but a true pro. Don’t want to repeat what others have said—just book him. You won’t regret it. Hidden corners tourists never see, tons of cool photos. He even set up a WhatsApp group for us to share pics and made a great video. BA’s a nickname—his real name’s Jordan, he’s Bulgarian but a full-blooded Cypriot now. Why ‘BA’? He’ll tell you himself.
Orsha, Belarus
We went on a Northern Cyprus tour with Uncle BA, and it was sooo cool—informative but never boring like those canned tour-operator guides. Best part? BA’s the only one who takes tourists to Turtle Beach (a wild, stunningly beautiful spot). You won’t regret it! So much fun, and BA’s got this special charisma. Speaks great Russian too. Uncle BA, thanks for the tour—hope you get tons more tourists!!
Baltimore, США
Recently we visited Cyprus with cruise ship and it was a challenge for us to find a good, well speaking, not boring tour guide to show us around the island. And we elected Dyadya Ba. We thought we found a tour guide - not really. We got a friend !!! He not just show us around and tells us stories, but he share his spirit and his soul with us, so in shortly we felt like we are visiting a very good friend. In very short time he was able to show us so much, including local cuisine, vinery, interesting sites and the most - we all had a blast just to be accompanied by Ba. Guys, if you want to have fun, good memories and new friend - go with dyadya Ba!!! Thank you dyadya Ba. We love you !!!! Lily and Val
Oleg
Chișinău, Moldova
This was our first time in Cyprus, and we wanted to see a bit of everything! 🙂 So glad I chose Uncle BA as our guide. Fascinating conversations, tons of facts (official and not-so-official) about life in Cyprus and its history. Super reliable—no delays or hiccups. If you want to discover Cyprus in a warm, laid-back atmosphere, go with Uncle BA. You won’t regret it!
Київ, Україна
Наші враження від екскурсій із Ба залишаються виключно позитивними! Він ніби найкращий друг, який знає кожен куточок Кіпру, і готовий відкрити для вас всю його красу. Ба має глибокі знання про найбільш значущі місця острова, як справжній місцевий житель. Його доброзичливість та розуміння роблять кожну екскурсію незабутньою. Ми вже брали участь у двох турах та з нетерпінням чекаємо наступних!
Limassol, Cyprus
The tour’s over, but I’m still buzzing from our guide BA’s wit, deep love for the island’s history, humor, and genuine care 🤙. The whole day flew by in pure joy and great vibes. Had an amazing time with my friends. Highly recommend! It felt like an express adventure. BA-BA-BA!
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